Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Chapter 1.3 Let's go hunting. Man hunting.

We start off this update with a *lovely* painting by Mira.
Mira: Hush woman, I am artist.
Keep tellin' yourself that dear.
I don't even remember why I took this picture. Hm.
Mira: $87?! That's so expensive.
For you it is. I mean, you're dirt poor.
Now why has little Miss Miranda wandered to a random (fancy) house in the middle of the night? 
It can only mean one thing...
 Possible spousage!
He's pretty cute.
Mira: Unicorns! Amiright?
Justin(?): ...
Oh dear, I hope this doesn't end up how it ended up with Danny.
He ain't half bad. Nice eyes, lips, hair color.
Justin: So..wanna get married.
Mira: :D
This is looking much better than Danny.
Mira: AHHHHH
They were playing rock-paper-scissors. He's not even a werewolf or a vampire. 
Maybe he's just crazy. I can work with crazy.
As soon as she got home I realized that I need to repaint the ceiling. Well you know, after she passed out.
Mira: Come to me pizza.
WAIT A MINUTE.
Ok all better. Mira ate her "pizza" and went to bed. 
In the morning she had some laundry to do.

I love her pants. They're pretty.

I think she just inhaled the clean clothes through her nose.
O_O
 Mira: Shut up the damn washing machine!

She complains a lot if you hadn't noticed.

 Nooo! The washing machine broke.
Mira: I blame you. 
 It goes through the wall.
That's The Sims 3 for ya, defying the laws of physics.

 Yeah Mira! Fix girl!
 Oh my.
MY FOUNDER! SHE  HASN'T EVEN HAD BABIES YET! D:
 Oh she's ok. Back to fixing,
 Again?!
Hm I guess she isn't cut out for fixing things.
Or the handiness skill.
 Mira: Haha yeah, I electrocuted myself twice. Wanna try fixing it?
Just go clean the toilet.
Mira: :(


Will Mira actually get married? Stay tuned.



 

Monday, July 1, 2013

Chapter 1.2 This Chapter actually has to DO with Love

Mira: Yeah come on over! Em said it was fine because, psh , she titled the last one wrong.
Shut up Miranda.
Who was the mystery person she was inviting over you ask?
Danny! So much potential in that face.
All he needs is a new hairstyle and new clothes and he'd be perfect.
Mira: I am mad.
Danny: I am indifferent.
Well they make a lovely couple.
Mira: Rocks made me so freaking happy! :D
Danny: Hm. I see.

*syncro look at each other*
Danny: Tv...
Mira, what does that face mean.
Ohh I see, puttin' the moves on him.
Mira: Shh, I'm being smooth.
OH. MY. GOD. CUTEST FACE EVER.
BABIES. YOUR BABIES MUST BE IN THIS LEGACY <3
Aww DaRanda. Does that ship name work?
I think it does.
Mira: So, you'll marry me right?
Danny: Yeah totes baby.
At this point Danny started glitching and I couldn't get their relationship to work. I let them have the night together to see if it would fix itself.
 Yummy, spoiled salad for dinner. 
After this they went to bed and he still wasn't working right.
Cuteness <3
Mira: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T MARRY HIM?!
Well hun, he's glitchy. Say goodbye now, you'll never see him again. :)
Mira: *cries*

Two updates in one day?! Crazy amiright? Well Miranda will get a new lover.
Hopefully.

Chapter 1.1 First Love...Er Second Love

Mira: My boss thinks I'm hot. O_O
Hm everyone seems to think so. I guess I made you too pretty.
Yay sculpting. She gains this skill SO slowly which sucks because it's part of her LTW.
Oh right I forgot to say what her LTW and Traits were.

Miranda Woodly is a flirty, neurotic, and eccentric girl who also loves the heat. 
(I forget her last trait. Sorry.)
And she wants to be a Renaissance Sim. Which means that she wants to master three skills.
Well I see he got over Mira pretty fast. >:(
Mira:Maybe if I had someone's hand to hold this wouldn't happen.
Shut it girl, I'm gonna find you a man.
Mira: ZzZzZzzzyou-lost-me-a-potential-hand-holding-husbandzzzZzZ
I GET IT.
Mira: I need a band-aid for my heart.
*headdesk* You know, her other trait might have been hopeless romantic. -_-
That's...nice dear.
Mira: I am art! :D
I'll think we'll leave that job up to your spouse.
Mira: OhMyPlumbobs! You're right, I am spoiled food!
Oh and she's talking to Danny (remember him? Gingertop? Ran away last episode update?).
After a loooong day of work Ms. Mira came home in a pissy mood.
Mira: I'm fracking* tired, LET ME GO TO SLEEP.
At this point I remembered that she had an opportunity due tomorrow and it was for money so I needed her to complete it.
Ok, power nap time!
Mira: I'm still tired.
Eeep! That face <3
I think I have a girl-crush o//u//o
QUIT RUBBING IT IN.
Mira: WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE. D:<
I then sent her over to Lincoln's house just so she could get some coffee.
Now she's happy. Back to sculpting!
 Mira: I'm so stressssed.

 C'mon girl you can do it!
You want that money reward dontcha?

Gaaahhh so close!

That's all the time we have folks! See ya next time.
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