Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Chapter 2.9 Great, another kid.

YES. A single birth! And it's a girl.
Meet Ruby Woodly.
Mira: I'm done with giving birth.
There's no more room in the kid's room, Ruby gets the hallway.
Cardinal & Raspberry: WE'RE STILL HUNGRY.
Lobster: I am not cleaning that up.
Cute picture from the Winter Festival back in Twinbrook.
It sits on the mantle.
Poor thing looks so tired.
Well she did just give birth to her SIXTH child.
Mira: Lobster? Why are you big?
Lobster: I'm not looking at you, you forgot my birthday :(

Sorry bud.
 Mira: I guess this one's okay.
Hm. Pretty cute. We'll see how she compares to Melly.
 Mira/Ruby/Mars/Lobster: Pooool.
Justin: I wanted to feed that baby.
Mira: Too bad.
Hey a babysitter.
Yay! She discovered something without blowing herself up.
Ew.
Will: TRASH!
Watermelon: What?!?!
Good babysitter.
Actually taking care of the kids.
I just like his face.
Paint Paint Paint.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KID.
Sigh.

I'm gonna end things here.

Monday, August 5, 2013

Chapter 2.8 What the heck is going on?

Mars: Back off Mindy!

Last time with the Woodly's...I don't know what happened. Let's just go with that, kay?
EW. OHMYGOD. What could have done that?
This is what kids are for.
Cleaning dirty toilets.
Over in the living room...
Lobster why so happy?
Lobster: Birthday sparkles!

Oh right. Oops.
OH.
MY.
GOD.
HE - HE'S GORGEOUS.
Lobster: Watch out Watermelon, I just got into the heir running.

Dang right he did.
Derp Deer.
Lobster's IF. Buddy I think.
Cardinal: Pay attention to me!

Shut up kid.
Lobster: CARDINAL. You're ruining my beauty sleep!

Not that he needs it.
He is so cute.
Mira: Humdeedum. Just sittin here pregnant with my 6th child.

Sigh.
JUST FALL ASLEEP ALREADY.
 Cardinal: Pff no.
Good lord Watermelon.
Watermelon: I'm fine. *twitch*
Lobster is so reliable.
Watermelon isn't.
Watermelon: I'm working.
Watermelon: Curse you my brothers. For leaving me alone.
Mars: Just don't look at her and she won't kill you. :)

Oh my.
I don't want to be on that bus. Seriously, that mailbox is their house.
I think they can walk.
Nice one Mira.
Mira: I'm tiiirrrred.
Nope. We need money.
Justin: Isn't this the kids' job? *grumble grumble*

Yeah but you're a big strong man and it's icky.
Oh look a head.
 Oh the kids are home.
Watermelon really has a problem.
Just wash it away dear.
 Come on you can do it!
I don't even remember who that is.
Justin maybe?
Mira: Bye I'm off to earn money.
Justin: Fix, fix, fix.
Okay actually she was paying the bills.
Now she's making cookies!
She had a wish.
Now I want cookies.
Nomnomnom.
Okay nap-time.
Watermelon, there are FIVE empty chairs.
Watermelon: I don't like my brothers.
This sink is always so dirty.
What..the.
What are those footprints from?
*switches to watermelon*
Oh it's an IF.
Okay, here's the opportunity.
Mira: I hear my baby.
Good mother :)
Mira: I'm really having another one?
Cardinal: Mom, food. Now.
Mira: Mm baby smell.
Mira: Let me just..
Cardinal & Raspberry: FOOD.
Mira: LABOR.
Justin: I'm home bby.

Upstairs, now.
Justin: WHAT DO I DO?!

Honestly, you've done this 3 times already.
First Riverview birth!
Please don't be multiples!

Welp, till next time!