Sunday, July 21, 2013

Chapter 2.7 Kids. Too many kids.

Oops wrong blog.
Watermelon: There better be some kids at this house.
You're in luck! The Lobos twins.
Carlotta: Ugh stop breathing my air Anita.
I nearly cried I was laughing so hard at this pop-up.
He's still kinda cute. 
Mars: I HATE KIDDIE XYLOPHONES. 

Geez kid.
When you run out of fruit in your fridge to make cereal from, just make your imaginary friend pull it out of thin air :)
Mira: Go to bed.
Mars: Maybe I don't wanna *yawns*
Watermelon: Omg, Mindy is in my way!

It's a toy, I'm sure you could just scoot it to the side.
Pff but no, this is EA we're talking about.
NO.
Dafudge is happening down the street. 
Cardinal: Look Ras, Mom loves me :D
Justin: Yay spaghetti! sushi!

I have no idea why I typed spaghetti. It just happened.
Cardinal: Wait why are you leaving?
Mira: Mommy's tired. Go to bed.
And she did.
And somehow all five kids are asleep.
Just waiting for a toddler to start screaming.
Mira: Baby?

Please no.
Mira: Blarjrkafgrkf

Sigh.
Melly: Just gonna make my bed and sneak outside.
At six in the morning.
Ah winter fun.
Then I got a pop-up saying school was cancelled!
Even better.
What nine year old has an iPhone?!
Melly: Hey Carlotta wanna come over.
Carlotta: Yeah totes!
There's Carlotta. That smudge on the horizon.
Melly: I will send Grim after you.

The second she stepped on the lot she ran home.
This is Mira's first day back to work since she got pregnant with Mars and Watermelon. Let that sink in.
I hope you're not pregnant.
Mars: No! I ate meat!
 Let's play dress-up!
 Um. I don't even.
Lobster: MAAAAAAM.
Watermelon: I wanna play too! Mars, what are you wearing?
Mars: Shut up. Mindy likes it.
Watermelon: When I'm heiress, we're moving to a castle!

Sure hun. Sure.
Mars: Rawr I'm a mammoth!
Mars: GOD FRAMMIT LOBSTER. Shut up!
I guess all that yelling made him sick.
ASDFGHKLLGSEUK
CUTE.
Watermelon: Sup.
This babysitter is failing.
She is not. My little sciency gal.
Mars: Ohemgee we have a snake?!

This kid. -_-
Fransisco: Sssssss
Again?
Sally: Make it stop!

See? Terrible.
Watermelon: What the?!
Watermelon: MARS!
All five kids in one room. With one crappy babysitter.
Mira: Take me home. Now.

She's had a bad first day back.
Mira: I have something to say!

What, how much pain you're in from impaling your arm into the wall?
Mira: Pff no. I'm pregnant! :D

.......
WHAT?! Grr dang you woohooer mod!
Um Watermelon? Do we need to be worried.
Agh Mira!
I know I was mad but you're still my founder!
Mira: Lolz just kidding.

Let's just end things here.

1 comment:

  1. LOL! Um, babysitter, if you didn't like the sound of crying kids, or at least don't like to tolerate them, why are you a babysitter? ROFL.

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