Monday, August 5, 2013

Chapter 2.8 What the heck is going on?

Mars: Back off Mindy!

Last time with the Woodly's...I don't know what happened. Let's just go with that, kay?
EW. OHMYGOD. What could have done that?
This is what kids are for.
Cleaning dirty toilets.
Over in the living room...
Lobster why so happy?
Lobster: Birthday sparkles!

Oh right. Oops.
OH.
MY.
GOD.
HE - HE'S GORGEOUS.
Lobster: Watch out Watermelon, I just got into the heir running.

Dang right he did.
Derp Deer.
Lobster's IF. Buddy I think.
Cardinal: Pay attention to me!

Shut up kid.
Lobster: CARDINAL. You're ruining my beauty sleep!

Not that he needs it.
He is so cute.
Mira: Humdeedum. Just sittin here pregnant with my 6th child.

Sigh.
JUST FALL ASLEEP ALREADY.
 Cardinal: Pff no.
Good lord Watermelon.
Watermelon: I'm fine. *twitch*
Lobster is so reliable.
Watermelon isn't.
Watermelon: I'm working.
Watermelon: Curse you my brothers. For leaving me alone.
Mars: Just don't look at her and she won't kill you. :)

Oh my.
I don't want to be on that bus. Seriously, that mailbox is their house.
I think they can walk.
Nice one Mira.
Mira: I'm tiiirrrred.
Nope. We need money.
Justin: Isn't this the kids' job? *grumble grumble*

Yeah but you're a big strong man and it's icky.
Oh look a head.
 Oh the kids are home.
Watermelon really has a problem.
Just wash it away dear.
 Come on you can do it!
I don't even remember who that is.
Justin maybe?
Mira: Bye I'm off to earn money.
Justin: Fix, fix, fix.
Okay actually she was paying the bills.
Now she's making cookies!
She had a wish.
Now I want cookies.
Nomnomnom.
Okay nap-time.
Watermelon, there are FIVE empty chairs.
Watermelon: I don't like my brothers.
This sink is always so dirty.
What..the.
What are those footprints from?
*switches to watermelon*
Oh it's an IF.
Okay, here's the opportunity.
Mira: I hear my baby.
Good mother :)
Mira: I'm really having another one?
Cardinal: Mom, food. Now.
Mira: Mm baby smell.
Mira: Let me just..
Cardinal & Raspberry: FOOD.
Mira: LABOR.
Justin: I'm home bby.

Upstairs, now.
Justin: WHAT DO I DO?!

Honestly, you've done this 3 times already.
First Riverview birth!
Please don't be multiples!

Welp, till next time!

1 comment:

  1. I agree, Lobster is cute! LOL one time I had a mop start magically cleaning something, and it was an IF.

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